This is my youngest daughter, Ava. I felt that I needed to share the conversation she and I had after a school field trip today.
Ava: Mommy, we saw Princesses skating on the ice!!
Me: Wow!! Did you have fun?
Ava: Yeah, but there is a best part!!
Me: What was it?
Ava: We got to meet the Princesses and I asked Snow White if she had a boyfriend.
Me: (Laughing) Did you? What did she say?
Ava: She said she did and then she asked me if I had one!! And I said I had one, but I didn’t like him any more.
Me: Oh. Well, how come you don’t like him anymore?
Ava: Because I like my other friend now and then I got scared and asked her if I could still be a princess and she asked why so I told her that my friend I like is a girl and I want to have a girlfriend.
Me: (a bit surprised) Oh. Ok, well what did she tell you?
Ava: That’s the best part! She said that as long as I have love I already AM a Princess!!
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oh dear sweet baby jesus are those bats hugging
Why do I imagine Bruce just standing over them going NO. STOP THAT.
YOU’RE HERE FOR THE VENGEANCE AND THE ATMOSPHERE. NO HUGS. ONLY JUSTICE.
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kitty
Every time I try to reconcile my most recent sin
I try to feel sorry, but I can’t hide my grin
Last night was ridiculous. DO IT AGAIN.
I met Will Smith today.
And Chris Rock.
AND LUCKY THE FUCKING LEPRECHAUN HIT ON ME.
Sometimes I like my job.
